Friday, 14 June 2013

Creepy shady guys everywhere

When i was 12 i went out for a movie with my friends, sister included. It was a reaallly crowded theatre, the most crowded hall ive ever seen in my 12 years. 80% of the crowd consisted of these creepy local dudes ( not all of them are creeps, but still) with their weird sense of fashion and sunglasses inside a cinema hall. Ive always hated crowds so i just took a deep breath and followed my friends. The place was FUCKING crowded, "sooji kutthan polum sthalam illa" type crowd. While i was squeezing through the crowd in my people lane/chain thing this guy in the other lane grabs my friend, this was the first time i saw something like that, she pulled his hand off of her and kept walking. Since i didnt know what to do i just followed her. When we reached the door of the theatre I heard my sisters voice screaming "FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT" (something close to this) and i saw this old bald guy in his lungi running away from there. Since it was a crowded place the guy disappeared before anyone could react, but he got pretty scared. When we sat inside the theatre i found out that the guy tried grabbing my sister and she flipped out on him. I was scared shitless, i was/am a very paranoid person. I was angry at myself for not being able to do anything, i wanted to kill that motherfucker but i was scared too, needless to say i did not enjoy the movie one bit. But i am glad/proud that my sister reacted the way she did.
So anyway, this was my first experience (not really experience, but the first time i witnessed or learnt about such a thing)  with creepy perverted cockroachfuckers.
And as i grew older i realised that there are a lot of these perverts everywhere, not a place in the world where you can be pervert free. I guess the females have learnt to ignore them unless provoked, but for me, i see EVERYONE. Anyone staring at a friend or my sister, i see them.
If they do anything to anyone i know; i would thrash them, but with my built i guess i'd be the one getting thrashed. It angers me even more knowing how incapable i am to do something.
Another incident that happened a few days back.
I went to the beach with my sisters and 2 other female friends. So as usual, lots of guys stared at them not-so-discreetly. Everytime they do that i make it a point to stare at them until they change their stare from their targets to me, it works. So then we went to the beach, wet our feet and just, you know, beached. And then this genius little fucker walks next to us and points his mobile camera ever so discreetly on the ladies. The guy had been sent by a creepy gang situated a little further away from us (I know because i had a stare down with them). So, if i did try anything with this "agent" the whole group would back him up. So i walked towards him, stood infront of his camera view and basically stared at him, and this genius guys' reaction to this was slowly moving his camera; pointing it away from the girls and aiming it at the sunset, the poor bastard was just trying to get a decent picture of the sunset was he?
I didnt move and just stared at that fucker, after sometime his amazing sunset photoshoot was put to a stop as he attended a call which he conveniently got during his sunset photography, and then he slowly talks on his phone and casually walks towards his gang and when he walked towards his gang his caller decides to cut his call and just as he cut the call, this guy just ran towards his buddies who immediately crowded around him.
I dont know if he got his pictures or not, but i know that i did do something about it! I would have liked to thrash that fucker but that wouldnt have been the smartest of ideas.
There are creepy shady guys everywhere,
Im just learning how to handle these assholes, but people who already do know, please dont stand idly by.
Nanni.

Saturday, 8 June 2013

Life's Mindfucks

So, this is my first article, the other one doesnt count, that was more of an intro kinda thing.

I have a really weird head, by head i mean the mind and shit, not the head as in the human head. (Im not the greatest writer in the world, i know)
I have these moments of sudden realisation, it's the same realisation that i get, but i get mindfucked everytime. It's a moment of utter confusion, skepticism, filled with amazement and a tinge of fear. I can get these mindfuck realisations whenever i want, it lasts for about 5 minutes.
I have never been able to successfully explain what this "epiphany moment" was to anyone. Im pretty sure if I could explain it properly, that person would experience the same mindfuck......
OR, every person has their own little realisation mindfucks that's totally unique, so every different person has a unique mindfuck experience that they cannot explain to anybody else. WOAH, i just gave myself a mindfuck, so thats like a mind masturbation. Nice. (Yes, I "nice"ed myself, fuck you, its my blog)
So anyway, i'm gonna try explaining my mindfuck.
Im sitting in front of my chemistry textbook, trying hard to get some chemistry into my head while my brilliant(?) brain thinks of ways to save the world from its inevitable death. (Some of the ideas were pretty epic, will share them later if i remember, the world's safety depends on my memory)
And then suddenly i decide to stop thinking about saving the world, and my head flies out of Earth, and then zooms in on me sitting on my table thinking about my head zooming in on me thinking about my head zoo..... SEE? anyone could get mindfucked if something like that happens inside their heads.
And then my mind starts asking me weird questions, Why am i me? Why do I have a mohawk? Why am i thinking as Sabari? Why am i not Rahul form 12-C? Why do i have the thoughts I'm thinking of in my head? Ive been living my whole life as Sabari! Who is Sabari? and then i just sit there like a lovestruck fool staring right into my wall for a couple of minutes digesting everything (that's when the mindfuck is happening, more like the mindgasm cause the whole thing is the mindfuck and th... fuck it).
and then BAM gone! everything. im back to being a teenager with ADD trying hard to study chemistry.
No minfucks for anyone reading this right?
Yeah, only if I could convey the things in my head more clearly, maybe 400 articles later i can mindfuck you guys.
Alvida.

So im blogging.

A lot of people blog, most of them are obsessed with it, addicted to it. Its creepy. I think of people who blog and the first image that pops into my head is that of a really nerdy fat dude who is socially awkward but tries to act real cool through the net, i cant help it, it just keeps happening. Weird mind i have.
I really didnt understand how they could get obsessed over blogging, and i had no interest whatsoever to start blogging; but, here i am doing exactly that and i have no clue why.
Im just gonna write about random things; ranging from inspiring articles to super exciting book reviews(?) to LIFE CHANGING FORMAL LETTERS that my English Teacher told me to practice.
Yup, get ready to be entertained.